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27 Crappy Poems

What if you sat on the toilet every day and contemplated your life? What if you didn’t have any reading material to distract you from contemplating your life? The first volume of Dad’s Library, 27 Crappy Poems and Other things to read on the toilet, is just the distraction you need. Long enough to squeeze out a small turd, and short enough to be amused. All the poetry is 99% crappy, GUARANTEED!

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Warming Up

So I’m going to try something. I want to write. I have lots of ideas wallowing around in my brain which I think would be cool to get down on paper… er, in 1’s and 0’s. Anyway, when you play soccer, it’s always good to warm up. Whether it is stretching in a circle like […]

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