Christmas Book SALE!


For Christmas 2019, I’ve reduced my entire catalog of fiction and poetry books. Some are set to the minimum allowed by Amazon.

This includes my best selling book of poop poetry.

Poop Poetry

And my follow-up on the art of procrastination.

Procrastination Poems
Procrastination Poems

My awesomely weird and horrific collection of short stories is perfect for the seasons after Halloween!

Dissonic Voices
Short Stories

And my first two novelettes now combined into one amazing book!

Happy Hole
Fantasy Romance Novel

Also, you may have noticed, @DickThePersian is now the official spokescat for my books. You can get you ‘I love Dick’ stickers here.