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Updates R Coming

I released my first book back in 2013 and it became so popular that I decided to publish it in paperback in 2016. Five years of some of the best poetry about poop you have ever read! So, I decided that for this Christmas I would go thru my library and add appropriate updates. I’m […]

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I edited and then I edited some more

First off, I completed my 24-hour writing contest story and got it edited and sent it off. It started at 1100 words and I got it down to 870 by slashing the fat and getting rid of some of my really good details (Sorry crappy Jeep heater. You got cut). But then I thought of […]

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All Books FREE at Smashwords – March 5th to 11th

In honor of Read an Ebook Week ALL of my books are FREE at Smashwords. Get the amazing first book of the Collector Series FREE!! To Find the Collector Get the awesome second book of the Collector Series FREE!! To Become the Collector The other books are intense. Relax with some crappy poetry FREE!       Get […]

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“To Become the Collector” Available NOW!!

“To Become the Collector” continues the story from last year’s hit, “To Find the Collector.” In book two of the Collector series, Cyris meets new humans, all with special powers. None are as mysterious, and gruff, as the one they call Boss. The Boss holds a power which Cyris has never dreamed of having. But […]

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New copy, new cover, new push

The adage that if you build it they will come did not take into account that a thousand other people were building it every day and waiting for them to come. Well, I built it, and unless it was free to come, not one came payingly. That’s fine. That’s a lesson learned. You got to […]

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To Find the Collector 2 day Sales Results

Well, I gave away 25 copies of my first micro-novel “To Find the Collector“. So that is the starting point. As I understand it, the hope now is one or two of the people who got a copy, read it and write a review for it. Not only is critique good for the future readers […]

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To Find the Collector Sale!

So if it is free, is it a sale? Such a profound question. Well, for Friday and Saturday, my eBook “To Find the Collector” will be given away for free. The thought is I want people to read it and give me reviews on it. Also, since it is the first in the series, I […]

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27 Crappy Poems

What if you sat on the toilet every day and contemplated your life? What if you didn’t have any reading material to distract you from contemplating your life? The first volume of Dad’s Library, 27 Crappy Poems and Other things to read on the toilet, is just the distraction you need. Long enough to squeeze out a small turd, and short enough to be amused. All the poetry is 99% crappy, GUARANTEED!

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